About the only thing Rabbit Fever gets right is that men don't generally want to find themselves outclassed by a large, juddering piece of plastic. How would women feel if men made the same kind of widespread claims for the superiority of rubber dolls over the real thing, that women routinely make for the Rabbit? Surely it's more gracious, whatever your true views, to imply that vibrators are supplements or interregnums at best. After all, a Rabbit won't warm your toes or heart in the long winter of old age. Nor will it make a decent cup of tea - though it's handy for frothing a latte.